Showing posts with label Al Lawson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Al Lawson. Show all posts

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Al Lawson Knock! Knock! joke

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Al "DINO" Lawson
Al.

Al who?

Al Lawson. I’m running for U.S. Congress.

Are you a Democrat, or a Republican?

I’m registered as a Democrat but I play footsie with Republicans. The Republicans like me, that’s why buddies of Donald Trump, Gov. Rick Scott and Big Sugar contributed to my political campaign.

So you’re a Democrat in Name Only (DINO)?

Yeah, I guess you could say that.

I’m not going to waste my vote on a wimpy DINO because I support Congresswoman Corrine Brown, a REAL Democrat who has been working to improve the lives of North Florida families for 3 decades. Now, get out of my yard!